What Do You Do With a Drunken Scotsman?
by Taselby

tune: Drunken Sailor

What do you do with a drunken Scotsman,
What do you do with a drunken Scotsman,
What do you do with a drunken Scotsman
Ear-lye in the morning?

Wey-hey and up he rises,
Wey-hey and up he rises,
Wey-hey and up he rises
Ear-lye in the morning!

Make Amanda cook him breakfast,
Ear-lye in the morning!

CHORUS

“Amanda, please don’t make me eat that,
So ear-lye in the morning!”

Wey-hey and up it rises,
Wey-hey and up it rises,
Wey-hey and up it rises
Ear-lye in the morning!

See him running to the bathroom,
Ear-lye in the morning!

2nd CHORUS

Chasing Amanda with a sharp katana,
Ear-lye in the morning!

Wey-hey she’s off and running,
Ear-lye in the morning!

So that’s what you do with a drunken Scotsman,
Ear-lye in the morning!