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Lofty Aspirations
by Lys

tune: Octopus' Garden

I wish I were in Seacouver
In a loft, above a dojo, in the 'hood
I'd drink your beer, then drag you near,
And we'd use all your hot water, if you're good

Those Watchers sure would freak to see
Co-habitation, just you and me
I wish I were in Seacouver
In a loft, above a dojo, in the 'hood

I'd sprawl so neat; give you a peek
In your little hideaway behind the brick
Resting my head, on your big bed
'Cause even boy scouts cannot be that thick

Might be crass, but let's be blunt
I know it's not my head you'd want
I wish I were in Seacouver
In a loft, above a dojo, in the 'hood

I'd get a laugh, watching you thrash
with your moral crisis of the day
And when you frown, I'd help you settle down
I've had a bit of practice, you could say

We could be so sweaty you and me
I'd be there to show you what to do
I wish I were in Seacouver
In a loft, above a dojo, with you
In your loft, above a dojo with you
In your bed, above the dojo, with you