Top Ten Lines
TPTB Will Never Let Methos
Say to Duncan
by Suze


10. Highlander, I'm going to make you tingle in places you never knew you had.

9. I am Methos. You live to serve me. Never forget that.

8. Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

7. It's your turn to bring the almond oil.

6. Next time, I get to be on top.

5. Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing.

4. Yes, you CAN use chocolate sauce for that.

3. Scream a bit louder MacLeod, I don't think they heard you in Philadelphia.

2. That's not quite what I meant by 'pain in the arse'.

1. MacLeod, have you met my friend Maygra?

 The End